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Homer Simpson is Catholic, Vatican paper declares

Reuters – Tuesday, October 19 http://ph.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20101019/tod-odd-us-simpsons-a929486.html LOS ANGELES – “The Simpsons” just got a blessing from the Vatican. The official Vatican newspaper has declared that beer-swilling, doughnut-loving Homer Simpson and son Bart are Catholics — and what’s more, it says that parents should not be afraid to let their children watch “the adventures of the […]

The Devil & the Duck

By junix28 October 19, 2010 Leave a comment

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck. Just […]

Words of Wisdom today

By junix28 October 18, 2010 2 Comments

The Mayonnaise Jar When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 glasses of beer. A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up […]