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Australian version of Creation a parody
The Aussie Version of Creation In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach….. And BBQ’s…… He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ’s, and God saw that it was good. On the Second Day, God created water….for surfing, swimming, and BBQ’s on the beach, […]
Do we really know what we are doing?
The Gift of Law Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city. The first said, “I had a big house […]
Worlwide Weather Irregularities
http://media.theage.com.au/world/world-news/weather-causing-worldwide-chaos-2163862.html Eternal Father, I offer you the body and blood, soul and divinity of your dearly beloved Son, our Lord Jesus Christ. In the atonement for our sins and those of the whole world. For the sake of his sorrowful passion Have mercy on us and of the whole world.
Meeting God in person…
Twinkies and Root Beer A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies and a six-pack of Root Beer and he started his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he met an elderly man. The man was […]