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Homer Simpson is Catholic, Vatican paper declares

By junix28 October 19, 2010 2 Comments

Reuters – Tuesday, October 19 http://ph.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20101019/tod-odd-us-simpsons-a929486.html LOS ANGELES – “The Simpsons” just got a blessing from the Vatican. The official Vatican newspaper has declared that beer-swilling, doughnut-loving Homer Simpson and son Bart are Catholics — and what’s more, it says that parents should not be afraid to let their children watch “the adventures of the […]

Words of Wisdom today

By junix28 October 18, 2010 2 Comments

The Mayonnaise Jar When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 glasses of beer. A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some  items in  front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up […]

If Noah were to build an ARK Today…

By junix28 October 8, 2010 Leave a comment

AH TODAY In the year 2009, the Lord came unto Noah,who was now living in Scotland and said: “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave […]

COFFE CUPS (anonymous)

By junix28 October 4, 2010 1 Comment

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups – porcelain, plastic, glass, […]