AT PATRICK’s APARTMENT. They are sitting around the small kitchen table sipping fruit juice. Patrick: Ah, kaya pala wala kana dun sa dati mong puwesto?  Akala ko dinampot kana ng sindikato. Jay-r: Pasinsiya na pare, kasi… Patrick: ‘Wag mong alalahanin yun. Ang mahalaga nasa mabuting kamay ka kagabi. Jay-r: Alam mo ba pare, kung saan […]

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, ‘When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I […]

Scene: Hotel Room. Time: Early morning. Jude is seen sitting on the chair, facing the hotel window, as he seems to be reading a book. Jay-r, is on the bed, lying on his back, looks with such curiosity at what Jude is doing. Jay-r: Tol, sorry ha, parang malakas ang tama nung iniinom natin ah… […]