Wise Wits

Dr Humour’s prescription—-Heaps of Laughter

Source: http://www.filipino-jokes.com TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:  What are you talking about? DONALD:     Yesterday […]

The TV is my Shepherd (a Parody)

The TV is my shepherd I shall not want, It makes me to lie down on the sofa. It leads me away from the faith, It destroys my soul. It leads me to the path of sex and violence for the advertiser’s sake. Eventhough Iwalk in the shadow of Christian responsibilities. There will be no […]

Joke of the Day

THE HAIR CUT A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies “No, not until you cut your hair!”. The boy replies “But father…Jesus had long hair!” To which his father says, “Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere.” For more, visit: http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/religion/index.htm

Joke of the Day- [If I were a millionaire…]

The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’” Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly. “What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?” “I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied. Want to smile even more? […]