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Joke of the Day

THE HAIR CUT A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies “No, not until you cut your hair!”. The boy replies “But father…Jesus had long hair!” To which his father says, “Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere.” For more, visit: http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/religion/index.htm

Joke of the Day- [If I were a millionaire…]

The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’” Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly. “What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?” “I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied. Want to smile even more? […]

26th Sunday Reading!!!

MASS READINGS from Universalis First reading Amos 6:1,4-7 © The almighty Lord says this: Woe to those ensconced so snugly in Zion and to those who feel so safe on the mountain of Samaria, those famous men of this first of nations to whom the House of Israel goes as client. Lying on ivory beds […]

I’m back!!!

Hello friends, Sorry for the absence for few days…I have just come back from Retreat. Im glad to be back and share my VACATION WITH GOD in TARRAWARRA ABBEY, AUSTRALIA…

25th Sunday Readings

First reading Amos 8:4-7 © Listen to this, you who trample on the needy and try to suppress the poor people of the country, you who say, ‘When will New Moon be over so that we can sell our corn, and sabbath, so that we can market our wheat? Then by lowering the bushel, raising […]

Just a true love, and you can expect the best…

A wealthy  man lost his wife when his only child was very young. A housekeeper came to work in the house to take care of the boy. The boy died tragically at twenty years of age. The old man was without kith or kin, and he died of a broken heart some years later. He […]

Jesus! What are you doing here?

There is a story told, apocryphal of course, about a black man in one of the Southern States of America. it was pre-integration days, and he was standing outside a church which was attended by whites only. As it happened it was quite close to where he lived, and he was seriously considering attempting to […]