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THE HAIR CUT A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies “No, not until you cut your hair!”. The boy replies “But father…Jesus had long hair!” To which his father says, “Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere.” For more, visit: http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/religion/index.htm
The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’” Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly. “What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?” “I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied. Want to smile even more? […]
MASS READINGS from Universalis First reading Amos 6:1,4-7 © The almighty Lord says this: Woe to those ensconced so snugly in Zion and to those who feel so safe on the mountain of Samaria, those famous men of this first of nations to whom the House of Israel goes as client. Lying on ivory beds […]
Hello friends, Sorry for the absence for few days…I have just come back from Retreat. Im glad to be back and share my VACATION WITH GOD in TARRAWARRA ABBEY, AUSTRALIA…