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You might as well laugh…

smart kid Posted by inaanuka School Wars Monday, June 28th, 2010 This is old but in case you have not read yet. A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,”Boy, what is your problem?” Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the […]

God is everywhere, is He?

There was a man whose habit is to go to the centre of the forest not far away from his house. He goes there everyday at almost the same time. One day, his neigbour who was curious of what he’s been doing tailed behind him. He ended up as well at the middle of the […]

22nd Sunday in Ordinarty Time: READINGS

Sunday August 29, 2010 First Reading: Sir 3:17-18,20, 20-29 My Son, be gentle in carrying out your business, and you will be better loved than a lavish giver. The greater you are, the more you should behave humbly, and then you will find favour with the Lord; for great though the power of the Lord […]

The Four Busy BODIES

There were these four people, named Somebody, Everybody, Anybody and Nobody, who were supposed to be involved at work. Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about it, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could have done it; Nobody realized […]

Jesus’ Word for us Today & our Response

Gospel, Mt 24:42-51 42 ‘So stay awake, because you do not know the day when your master is coming. 43 You may be quite sure of this, that if the householder had known at what time of the night the burglar would come, he would have stayed awake and would not have allowed anyone to […]

Gospel today

Wednesday, August 25, 2010 Wednesday of the Twenty-first Week in Ordinary Time Gospel: Mt 23:27-32 Jesus said, “Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, you hypocrites. You are like whitewashed tombs, which appear beautiful on the outside, but inside are full of dead men’s bones and every kind of filth. Even so, on the outside you […]

Joke of the Day!!!

One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and […]