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Words of Wisdom today
The Mayonnaise Jar When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 glasses of beer. A professor stood before his philosophy class And had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, He picked up […]
Lesson of 29th Sunday’s Gospel
“When you pray, howl like a wolf- don’t bleat like a lamb” This means to be bold and persistent…
29th Sunday Mass Readings…
First reading Exodus 17:8-13 © The Amalekites came and attacked Israel at Rephidim. Moses said to Joshua, ‘Pick out men for yourself, and tomorrow morning march out to engage Amalek. I, meanwhile, will stand on the hilltop, the staff of God in my hand.’ Joshua did as Moses told him and marched out to engage […]
Dr Humour’s prescription—-Heaps of Laughter
Source: http://www.filipino-jokes.com TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday […]
Junjun FAITHBOOK 