1 Comment

Bible [joke]

There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her.

One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing. After awhile he turned to her and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?”

The lady replied, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.”

He said, “Well what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” She replied “Oh, Jonah. Yes I believe that, it is in the Bible.” He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?”

The lady said, “Well I don’t  really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him.”

“What if he isn’t in heaven but in hell because he disobeyed God once?” the man asked sarcastically. “Then you can ask him,” replied the lady.

Advertisements

One comment on “Bible [joke]

  1. Hello, this is my first time i visit here. I found so many interesting in your blog especially on how to determine the topic. keep up the good work.

What do you say?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: