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23rd Sunday in Ordinary Time [God’s Word for us]

Taken from:http://www.catholic.org/bible/daily_reading/?select_date=2010-09-05

Reading 1, Wis 9:13-18b

13 ‘What human being indeed can know the intentions of God? And who can comprehend the will of the Lord?

14 For the reasoning of mortals is inadequate, our attitudes of mind unstable;

15 for a perishable body presses down the soul, and this tent of clay weighs down the mind with its many cares.

16 It is hard enough for us to work out what is on earth, laborious to know what lies within our reach; who, then, can discover what is in the heavens?

17 And who could ever have known your will, had you not given Wisdom and sent your holy Spirit from above?

18 Thus have the paths of those on earth been straightened and people have been taught what pleases you, and have been saved, by Wisdom.’

Psalm 90

Reading 2, Phlm 9-10, 12-17

9 I am rather appealing to your love, being what I am, Paul, an old man, and now also a prisoner of Christ Jesus.

10 I am appealing to you for a child of mine, whose father I became while wearing these chains: I mean Onesimus.

12 I am sending him back to you — that is to say, sending you my own heart.

13 I should have liked to keep him with me; he could have been a substitute for you, to help me while I am in the chains that the gospel has brought me.

14 However, I did not want to do anything without your consent; it would have been forcing your act of kindness, which should be spontaneous.

15 I suppose you have been deprived of Onesimus for a time, merely so that you could have him back for ever,

16 no longer as a slave, but something much better than a slave, a dear brother; especially dear to me, but how much more to you, both on the natural plane and in the Lord.

17 So if you grant me any fellowship with yourself, welcome him as you would me;

Gospel, Lk 14:25-33

25 Great crowds accompanied him on his way and he turned and spoke to them.

26 ‘Anyone who comes to me without hating father, mother, wife, children, brothers, sisters, yes and his own life too, cannot be my disciple.

27 No one who does not carry his cross and come after me can be my disciple.

28 ‘And indeed, which of you here, intending to build a tower, would not first sit down and work out the cost to see if he had enough to complete it?

29 Otherwise, if he laid the foundation and then found himself unable to finish the work, anyone who saw it would start making fun of him and saying,

30 “Here is someone who started to build and was unable to finish.”

31 Or again, what king marching to war against another king would not first sit down and consider whether with ten thousand men he could stand up to the other who was advancing against him with twenty thousand?

32 If not, then while the other king was still a long way off, he would send envoys to sue for peace.

33 So in the same way, none of you can be my disciple without giving up all that he owns.

“It is sheer madness to live in want in order to be wealthy when you die.” (Juvenal)

The cost of discipleship

SHOOTING STRAIGHT By Valeriano Avila (The Freeman)

Our gospel teaching this Sunday is on discipleship that our Lord Jesus Christ wants all of those who wish to follow him must do. Let me point out that these are the very words of our Lord, hence if you truly want to follow his footsteps, just read on or you can open your Bibles in Luke 14:25-33….read more:  http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=609284&publicationSubCategoryId=109



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Gospel of the Day (4 Sept/10)

First Reading; 1 Cor 4:9-15

Resp. Psalm: Ps 145:17-18, 19-20,21 (The Lord is near to all who call upon him.)

Gospel: Lk 6:1-5 One sabbath, Jesus was going through the corn fields and his disciples began to pick heads of grain crushing them in their hands for food. Some of the Pharisees asked them, “Why do you do what is forbidden on the sabbath?” Then Jesus spoke, “Have you never read what David did when he and his men were hungry? He entered the house of God, took and ate the bread of the offering and even gave some to his men, though only priests are allowed to eat that bread.” And Jesus added, “The Son of Man is Lord and rules over the sabbath.”

Reflection: Jesus teaches us very clearly here that human needs transcend every rule and regulation- In the end, there is only one law that counts:Thou shalt love one another as I have loved you.

(From the reflections of: Sr Joan D. Chittister, OSB [ Daily Gospel 2010])

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What have we to send to Heaven?

A rich man had a dream in which he died and went to heaven. St Peter escorted him down a lovely street to which each house was magnificent. The rich man saw one house that was particularly beautiful. “That,” said Peter, “is the house of one of your servants.”

“Well,” said the man smiling, “if my servant has a building like that, then I’m really looking forward to seeing my own magnificent mansion.”

Soon they came to a very small street where the houses were tiny. “You will live in that hut, “said St Peter, pointing his finger. “Me, live in that hovel!”roared the man in great anger. “This is the best we can do for you,”explained St Peter. “You must understand that we only build your home up here with the material you send ahead while you are still on earth.”

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You might as well laugh…

smart kid

Posted by inaanuka School Wars Monday, June 28th, 2010

This is old but in case you have not read yet.

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,”Boy, what is your problem?”

Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal’s office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”

Boy: “9″.

Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”

Boy: “36″.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy can go to the third-grade.”

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment “Legs.”

Ms. Neelam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

Boy: “Pockets.”

Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer…

Boy: Shake hands

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot
of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

Boy: SURNAME

Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, “Send this Boy to the University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!”

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