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Jesus: the truth of Christmas

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Student: No. I was standing on it.

There are times in our life that we would find pleasure in hiding the truth. And we would sometimes insist that we are standing on the truth, even if deep inside us, we know we are wrong. It is pride that motivates us to do this. But Jesus always reminds us that he is the only truth, and the only  way to attain to that truth. When we live in the truth that God in Jesus has come to save us, to walk with us, to lead us back to the Father we are letting ourselves be open to the truth that God loves us and cares for us, gives us every good thing. This Christmas we have to remember that God in becoming human like us does not make prank or joke for us, but that he is serious about it, even to the point of dying on the cross for us. So let’s celebrate this with love, joy, hope, and care for each other. Merry Christmas.

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Joke of the Day…[because you are not a monk]

source: http://www.eforu.com/jokes/religious/

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks gain accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man asks for the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He gets another key from the monks. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz and diamond.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is utterly astonished to find the source of that beguiling sound…But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

Reflection: We all want to know and understand things that will come up in our life. But there are things that we just have to let it be without us trying to unravel its mysteries. There are more real and spiritual things around us, than those things that are are sensible. It is not important to understand them, we just have to believe that they keep our lives worth living for.


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Four worms and a lesson

This is story to illustrate how evasive are we from the truth. So also with God. If we feel our security is threatened by the idea of God then, we’ll evade it by denying the truth, even if it’s already right there in front of us.

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol- Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation – What did you learn from this demonstration???

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

‘As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!’
That pretty much ended the service

 
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Why HOLD on to GOD rather than to things?

Here Fr Jerry Orbos, a famous Filipino priest speaker, gives us ways to keep up with life…Light moments with him, requires few H’s [honesty, humility, hardwork, holiness and humour]. These are the things that we will hold on to life instead of holding on to mere things in this world.