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When God created a human being…

On the first day, God created the dog

and said:

‘Sit all day by the door of your house

and bark at anyone who

comes in or walks past.

For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’

The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking.

How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the

other ten?’ So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey

and said: Entertain people, do tricks,

and make them laugh.

For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year

life span.’ The monkey said:

‘Monkey tricks for twenty years?

That’s a pretty long time to perform.

How about I give you back ten like

the Dog did?’And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow

and said:‘You must go into the field

with the farmer all day long

and suffer under the sun,

have calves and give milk

to support the farmer’s family.

For this, I will give you a life span

of sixty years.’ The cow said:

‘That’s kind of a tough life

you want me to live for sixty years.

How about twenty and I’ll give back

the other forty?’ And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God

created Human and said:
‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy

your life. For this, I’ll give you

twenty years.’ But man said:

‘Only twenty years?

Could you possibly give me my twenty,

the forty the cow gave back,

the ten the monkey gave back,

and the ten the dog gave back;

that makes eighty, okay?’


‘Okay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’


So that is why for our first twenty years

we eat,sleep, play and

enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years we

slave in the sun

to support our family.

For the next ten years we do

monkey tricks

to entertain the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years

we sit on the front porch

and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me

for this valuable information.

I’m doing it as a public service .

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