Erap Jokes!!!

The More Intelligent Candidate

This incident supposedly happened before the “ERAP PRESIDENCY”.

The most intelligent of the “presidentiables”(Pinoy term for presidential candidates), Miriam Santiago, challenged the less intelligent “presidentiable” to a televised debate. To make things interesting, Miriam said that every time she’d ask him a question which he could not answer, Erap has to pay her five pesos. BUT if Erap asked Miriam a question which she cannot answer, she has to give Erap five thousand pesos. Miriam asked the first question:

“What’s the distance from the earth to the moon? “

Without saying anything, Erap reached for his wallet, pulled out a five-peso bill and handed it to Miriam. Then when his turn came, he asked her:

“What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?”

Miriam looked at him with a puzzled look. She whipped out her laptop and searched all her references. She tappped into the phone with her modem and browsed the Net. Frustrated, she sent E-mails to all her aides, assistants, and friends. All to no avail. After over an hour, she gave up and gave Erap five 1000-peso bills. Erap again said nothing, but politely accepted the P5,000 pesos and turned away to go home. Being a lawyer, Miriam  demanded justice.

“Well, so what IS the answer!?”

Without a word, Erap pulled out his wallet and gave Miriam another five pesos….

“Well, actually I also don’t know.” replied Erap.

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